The year is 3050, and the world is on the brink of disaster. The once-great city of New Bloopville lies in ruins, its skyscrapers reduced to rubble and its inhabitants fleeing in terror. The cause of this devastation? The Blooping Prophecy, foretold by the great Blooping Prophets themselves.
According to legend, the Blooping Prophets were a group of five individuals chosen by the gods to guide humanity towards its destiny. They were said to possess the power of Blooping, a mystical force that could manipulate the very fabric of reality.
But what if I told you that it was all just a wild goose chase? That the Prophets were just a group of dudes with too much time on their hands and a penchant for dramatic flair? That their prophecies were just a bunch of made-up nonsense? Ah, but that would be a lie!
Read on to find out the truth behind the Blooping Prophecy!